Usipigiye Mbuzi Guitar

Greetings watus, hope everybody has had a weekend of abusing beverages courtesy of our reprieve from the high courts. It's been a long couple of weeks and christmas was spoiled by the very crazy and non thinking Mututho who callously decided to impose on the citizens of Kenya his own house rules that govern his ka shack in his homestead. As a result, christmas was ruined, Santa did not see fit to visit Kenyans cause of their backtracking attitude to things when they commit to a course of action (Read ICC saga) and of course t further teach us a lesson, the drought we were warned about is here and we all seem shocked and flabbergasted (how dare the drought, BAD DROUGHT, NAUGHTY DROUGHT). People for once the metrological department predicted something and we thought they were lying (reminds me bout the story of the boy who cried wolf one to many times).

Anyway, I have been thinking of what to write and been baffled by the nonsense I see daily. I have taken to giving news a wide berth unless it's its like a round up of news done in like 5-10mins max. We have the Kirima soap about to take off for a crazy season 2 now that the old man has gone to a better place (Rest In Peace). Incidentally in my opinion all the lazy bastard waiting for their parents to turn up ones toes, should be summoned by their parents and after a heavy lunch of like 3 hours where they are stuffed and cant run away, should be given a pen and paper and made to write up all the assists they own and then divide it equally with the folks before they chip then they can claim their own or want half. Where were you when they toiled for there pennies? Moving on, Kirima was like the original Kenyan homegrown entrepreneur, honest and hard working and principled, by what we have heard and read. Imagine our current crop of politicians sticking to their guns and making money the honest way and standing by their principles (Ruto stop chest thumping and quit already). He started numerous businesses and they were a success. Even in times of defeat he still stood tall e.g. when he lost his parliamentary seat he walked into DT Dobie in a fit of anger and bought a show room Mercedes and not went crying around and saying the votes were stollen, lets fight or go to court if you don't give me "my seat" as is the current trend. He knew the people had spoken and chosen their leader. Then comes the funeral and our retired president baba Moi aka Baba Giddy aka Heavy D stands up to talk about past deeds and jumps into other things that should not be discussed at a funeral I.E like the constitution and how we should change it. I say NOT!!! There is no need to cry over spilt milk, so like the saying goes thus get over it, Kenyans voted and are moving on why cant you. The captain aka Raila then stands up to address him as Nyayo amesema and all of a sudden it is a big issue and we should all stop and grab a big stick to cain him. As in WHAT!!! Listen i know the bible says forgive him who has wronged you by infinite but common people, if you locked me up in a dark water logged cell, had my balls squeezed till i confessed i was the real alien from the movie predator and subjected my wife and kids to 8 years with out me earning me the title of the longest detained person surely, you don't expect me to forget and let by gone be by gones. Respect is earned and not demanded. Incidentally two wrongs don't make a right, 3 strokes of the cain each for misbehaving in public.

We also have the government being a twat as always and trying to treat us like sheep and goats. Occasionally the romobo (sheep in jeng) will deviate from plans and as such they would have us believe that our hard earned money that we are taxed and do not see roads or any other infrastructure development going towards is better used to pay legal fees for some idiots who did not think that their crimes would catch up with them. We are told it is in our best interests and that America is not a member of the Rome statute thus we should not be. Hello, was it America that fought and almost degenerated into civil strife due to elections and doggy results in 2008? Let me quote a friend of mine "My recollection is that Mungiki is proscribed by law. The allegations are, if I recall-that Uhuru organized Mungiki, Muthaura instructed Ali to let Mungiki execute their mission. Ali did so. How then could this be in line with their duties? Why should my TAX money be used to defend people charged with murder?". Thus in the logic of nitapita katikati, If a teacher is ordered by the headmaster to cain a student until he/she dies, is that within the "rules" and will Kalonzo wake up and try to get prominence and airtime by shouting he was following orders and working within the legal frame/parameters of their job and as such the school or board of governors should pay for the teachers legal fees? What bullshit and pile of mare are you sling to Kenyans? Kalonzo should stop trying to lie to Kenyans as we all know the color of his spots.

Which brings me to ODM and the KKK alliance which in my opinion is a sham just like the pyramid scheme known as 6969. These people are using their tribes and communities to promote ethnic tension and animosity and as such the NCIC should step in and arraign them in court for incitement. Ruto needs to be like Martha Karua or Raila when he left Ford Kenya for NDP, move on resign and be reelected on that fiction party. You don't call press conferences every other day and threaten to quit, just man up and do it already. The age of the school boy bully is over and to top it off, the two principles should take back there balls and fire them 5 retards and let nature take it's course. You shall be judged by your deeds and the hopefully unforgiving watus of Kenya for your lack of commitment. ODM on the other hand should suck a thumb and just support their man and woman on the down low. We all wanted a different anti corruption commission and a tenacious bulldog heading it and we finally got a no nonsense on in PLO. The fact that he is going after Kosgey and Ngilu is a no brainer issue. Ngilu was given a two edged sword known as the ministry of water. If she did not sort her home first she would be accused of playing politics and if she did not sort our other places in Kenya the same. As far as I know, Kao land has always been known as dust vegas, in my opinion charity begins at home (no pun intended). As for Kosgey hey the chap forgot the Moi and Kanu era were gone and decided to do it his way. Now the vultures are circling and want a taste especially since he's the chairman of the ODM party and point man for the Kale community. Dude ask for leniency, pay the fine and walk away as your lawyers need you focus on the Hague issue.

Finally to an issue I think is so stupid that the ministry of education officials from the minister himself should be publicly flogged at Uhuru Park for their moronic and mutton headed daft ideas. Why would you penalize and kid for going to a private school by denying them an opportunity to excel? Do your kids go to public schools? Is it not the wish of all parents to give their children a helping hand and the best opportunity to succeed in this harsh and cruel world? Instead of focusing on creating a better education system and improving the quality of education in our public schools, we choose instead to handicap them and blame the rest for trying. Then they come up with increasing the number of students set to join provincial schools but not improve on the facilities or add teachers. We have thousands of educated teachers looking for jobs and willing to be posted wherever the job is because jobs are scarce but we decide not to utilize them and instead keep the old "tested" ones who score 11% in a subject they have been teaching for 22 years and expect your children to pass by 90% and above. The level asinine ideas that the "bright minded" government officials have leaves a lot to be desired. I say time has come to vote out this lethargic politicians and civil servants to look at their toes under the mango tree in their 1/8th of an acre if they did not work hard enough to own a couple of acres of farming land as a retirement plan.

A friend of mine made a comment this past sunday that cracked me up but at the same time made me realize the truth on some issues, thus the heading of this blog today: Usipigiye mbuzi guitar-meaning do not play for the goat the guitar cause it's a waste of time.