Luo women

I came across this email and had a laugh about our Luo women and thought i should share the humour.

Nyar Kisumu Karateng' - very big headed, proud and will come to funerals with their own food and cooks

Nyar Seme - very big headed too and Okia tedo, you will die of chips funga

Nyar Alego - Wuoyo mangeny, talk talk talk

Nyar Uyoma - just want to stay at home no work

Nyar Kindu - light and knows how to treat her husband but, uta toa pesa

Nyar Gem - Very educated, kendo Riek and very nyuomable

Nyar Sakwa - Olil ok ohero luokore

Nyar Ugenya - will introduce your entire clan to Legio Maria

Nyar Gwasi - very jumpy, will dump you for a sugar cane harvester

Nyar Suba - will stick around as long as you live near a lake, fishing is in her blood

Nyar Ramba - Orudo malich ok wachi ladies from Ramba know how to make big ugali

Nyar Kanyikela - Kwoto Kong'o kagimoro nono. Drinks uji in big mouthfull portions

Nyar Chula - Ohero bando (roasted maize), chamo abula matek can u imagine bando for supper gi strungi

Nyar Nyakach - Nyi omieri gi are in love with orego rego yaani unga ya kusiaga, gin wach mok packet gikia (Health conscious)

Nyar Awendo - Muodo niang? matek, can finish a whole acre of sugarcane before your next harvest

Nyar Kisumu town a.k.a Nyosumo - ? Just give her 4 things: Ohangla, Bodaboda, Guinness Kubwa na Looting

Nyar Sakwa Kodera - Mayoo! Muodo kidi marach,ni gi manyo calcium

Nyar Asembo - Piny maber ma wachamoe mawembe lakini uolo wa gi chai moto e bakul and plastic cups, style up uru yawa

Nyar Yimbo - unyuoloru ma, nyithindo dozen with age difference of 6 months, yawa hamuwezi kuchill

Nyar Kanyada - Ohero dhi dwar (hunters and gatherers) gi manyo apuoyo (rabbit) e bungu at this age and time they still practice this. Nyar Kabuoch - Afadhali mkosane, hata umnunulie stove gi paraffin to nyaka odhi motoo (gathering firewood in the bush)

Nyar Kochia - Rabuon gi nyuka breakfast, rabuon gi nyuka lunch, rabuon gi nyuka supper

Nyar Kokoth ? mano to kanye?

Nyar Kano - Ohero muono, kata ilos ne od simiti, she must look for cowdung mar muono ot

Nyar Kamagambo and Kanyamwa combined - nyodho nguru ka big G

Nyar Kasipul Kabondo - Mariewa dwa nega!

Nyi kaspul tedo soghurm like there is no tomorrow.

Please share and pass this along to every Luo Chick you know! It may just bring that lazy smile to her face!!!